Gender: confusing and probably over-rated

Situation: A conversation with the RabbitLocation: FiresideContext: After watching The Muppets Me: So, are you a man or a muppet?Rabbit: (pause for thought) A muppet.Tom/Daddy: What about me?Rabbit: You're a man.Me: What about me, then?Rabbit: (longer pause for thought) You're a woppet. Which reminds me of the time I was wandering the streets of Foxton, heavily pregnant, mid-30ish, tired, cold, and unsure of my place in the world. I passed a kid in his late teens, braced for his critical gaze."Hey, poppet," he said. "How's things?"

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